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Sleepy Toast Loaf
ages 5+

Sleepy Toast Loaf

Bread with no plans to get up.

$6.99

Ships from the US in 1–2 days · free over $25

Kids pick, grown-ups pay. They get a link. You type nothing.

  • Slow-rise foam
  • Golden crust
  • Sleepy face

this big.

About 9 × 7 × 6 cm. A very small loaf.

the deal.

A soft foam toast loaf with a golden crust and a tiny sleepy face. Squish it and let it rise at its own deeply inconvenient pace.

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safety & age

Age grade: Ages 5+.

No small parts. Still not a snack.

Every cornrad toy has a safety file before it goes on sale: a lab report to the US toy standard (ASTM F963), a Children’s Product Certificate and a tracking label.

shipping & returns

Ships from the US in 1–2 business days. Shipping is $3.99, or free over $25.

Changed your mind? Send it back unopened within 30 days.

how buying works here

Kids: save it or add it, then tap “Send to a grown-up”. That’s it. We never ask you for anything.

Grown-ups: you get a link with the cart on your own phone, and you check out there.

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