The Kernel
One mystery corn. Several opinions.
Ships from the US in 1–2 days · free over $25
Kids pick, grown-ups pay. They get a link. You type nothing.
- 1 mystery squishy
- Slow-rise foam
- 3 colour + face editions
this big.
About 8 cm tall. Palm-sized, with opinions.
the deal.
One soft, slow-rise corn squishy, packed as a blind box. The colour and face are a surprise: Classic Corn, Lavender Wink or Zesty Gold. He doesn't know which one you're getting either.
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what’s inside
One squishy per box, picked at random: Classic Corn 85%, Lavender Wink 13%, Zesty Gold 2%. You cannot choose the edition; duplicates are possible.
- commonClassic Corn85%
- rareLavender Wink13%
- ultra rareZesty Gold2%
Every possible one is listed, with the real odds. You can’t pick which one you get. That’s the whole bit.
safety & age
Age grade: Ages 5+.
No small parts. Still not a snack.
Every cornrad toy has a safety file before it goes on sale: a lab report to the US toy standard (ASTM F963), a Children’s Product Certificate and a tracking label.
shipping & returns
Ships from the US in 1–2 business days. Shipping is $3.99, or free over $25.
Changed your mind? Send it back unopened within 30 days.
how buying works here
Kids: save it or add it, then tap “Send to a grown-up”. That’s it. We never ask you for anything.
Grown-ups: you get a link with the cart on your own phone, and you check out there.
